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-[[!meta title="A irreversibilidade da vida e outros fatos termodinâmicos"]]
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-Uma coleção de citações, trechos, versos, adágios, chistes, ironias e pessimismos.
-Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
+[[!meta title="Minutos de Sabedoria Punk"]]
 
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+A irreversibilidade da vida e outros fatos termodinâmicos: uma coleção de
+citações, trechos, versos, adágios, chistes, ironias e pessimismos. Muitas
+coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
+
 ## Entropia
 
     Entropia: amnésia termodinâmica.
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             package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to
             pull it open.
 
-## Unsorted
-
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+## Worst month
 
     Worst Month of the Year:
             February.  February has only 28 days in it, which means that if
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             don't get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
                     -- Steve Rubenstein
 
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+## Predictions
 
     Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
                     -- Niels Bohr
 
----
+## Jones' First Law:
 
     Jones' First Law:
             Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
@@ -539,39 +538,39 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
             obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the
             importance of their original contribution.
 
----
+## Tolkein Ring
 
     Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very
     sophisticated computer network!  It was a Tolkein Ring...
 
----
+## Small Evil Group
 
     Everything is controlled by a small evil group
     to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
 
----
+## Children
 
     Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
     despite every effort to teach them good manners.
 
----
+## Income Tax
 
     The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
                     -- Albert Einstein
 
----
+## Failure and success
 
     Dealing with failure is easy: work hard to improve.  Success is also
     easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to
     improve.
 
----
+## Capitalism
 
     Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for
     the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.
                     -- John Maynard Keynes
 
----
+## Probabilities
 
     Colvard's Logical Premises:
             All probabilities are 50%.  Either a thing will happen or it
@@ -584,7 +583,7 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
     Grelb's Commentary
             Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
 
----
+## Alliance
 
     Alliance, n:
             In international politics, the union of two thieves who
@@ -592,51 +591,51 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
             that they cannot safely plunder a third.
                     -- Ambrose Bierce
 
----
+## Cohn's Law
 
     Cohn's Law:
             The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less
             time you have to do anything.  Stability is achieved when you spend
             all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.
 
----
+## Science
 
     You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than
     about 10^12 to 1.
                     -- Ernest Rutherford
 
----
+## Sex after death
 
     There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.
                     -- Lily Tomlin
 
----
+## Distance
 
     The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
                     -- Noelie Altito
 
----
+## Our world
 
     Ours is a world where people don't know what they
     want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
 
----
+## Experience
 
     Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
 
----
+## Youth
 
     Youth is such a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.
                     -- George Bernard Shaw
 
----
+## Bible
 
     The most serious doubt that has been thrown on the authenticity of the
     biblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses in regard to
     them were fishermen.
                     -- Arthur Binstead
 
----
+## Governos
 
     Quando ocorrem variações no câmbio, queda nas bolsas de valores, variações
     nas taxas de juros ou pequenos distúrbios na economia, rapidamente os governos
@@ -646,23 +645,23 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
     acontece. Apesar disso, não desistiremos de clamar por justiça!
                     -- Ariel de Castro Alves, em Crimes de Maio, pag. 116.
 
----
+## Politicians
 
     Politicians are the same everywhere.  They promise
     to build a bridge even where there is no river.
                     -- Nikita Khrushchev
 
----
+## Failure and success II
 
     Every successful person has had failures
     but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
 
----
+## Civilization II
 
     It's so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the
     Devil when he is the only explanation of it.
 
----
+## Programs
 
     When users see one GUI as beautiful,
     other user interfaces become ugly.
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     When his work is done, he deletes it.
     That is why it lasts forever.
 
----
+## Life II
 
     Life is too short to be taken seriously.
                     -- O. Wilde
 
----
+## Life III
 
     Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward.
                     -- Miss November, 1966
 
----
+## Reichel's Law
 
     Reichel's Law:
             A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by
             an outside force.
 
----
+## Drugs
 
     I do not take drugs -- I am drugs.
                     -- Salvador Dali
 
----
+## Bootstrap
 
     An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
 
----
+## Technological progress
 
     Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means
     for going backwards.
                     -- Aldous Huxley
 
----
+## Katz' Law
 
     Katz' Law:
             Men and nations will act rationally when
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     exhausted all other alternatives.
                     -- Abba Eban
 
----
+## Modern technology
 
     The marvels of today's modern technology include the development of a
     soda can, which, when discarded will last forever -- and a $7,000 car
     which, when properly cared for, will rust out in two or three years.
 
----
+## Gold of time
 
     A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
 
----
+## Gospels and intelligence
 
     So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in
     praise of intelligence.
                     -- Bertrand Russell
 
----
+## Plans
 
     If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
 
----
+## Bureaucracy
 
     Join in the new game that's sweeping the country.  It's called
     "Bureaucracy".  Everybody stands in a circle.  The first person to do
     anything loses.
 
----
+## Weinberg's Second Law:
 
     Weinberg's Second Law:
             If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
             then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
 
----
+## Respect
 
     Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.
 
----
+## Fear
 
     Fear is the greatest salesman.
                     -- Robert Klein
 
----
+## Progress
 
     The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one
     persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.  Therefore all progress
     depends on the unreasonable man.
                     -- George Bernard Shaw
 
----
+## Hating tech
 
     I use technology in order to hate it more properly.
                     -- Nam June Paik
 
----
+## Barach's Rule
 
     Barach's Rule:
             An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
 
----
+## Heller's Law
 
     Heller's Law:
             The first myth of management is that it exists.
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     Johnson's Corollary:
             Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.
 
----
+## Marxists and the lightbulb
 
     Q:      How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
     A:      None:  The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
 
----
+## Descartes' disappearance
 
     "I don't think so," said Rene Descartes.  Just then, he vanished
 
----
+## Love
 
     Who does not love wine, women, and song,
     Remains a fool his whole life long.
                     -- Johann Heinrich Voss
 
----
+## Unnamed Law
 
     Unnamed Law:
             If it happens, it must be possible
 
----
+## Past and future
 
     People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of
     the future.
 
----
+## Machine language
 
     A person who is more than casually interested in computers should be well
     schooled in machine language, since it is a fundamental part of a computer.
                     -- Donald Knuth
 
----
+## Ignorance
 
     My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose
     your ignorance; you cannot replace it."
                     -- Erich Maria Remarque
 
----
+## Larkinson's Law
 
     Larkinson's Law:
             All laws are basically false.
 
----
-
-    There were in this country two very large monopolies.  The larger of
-    the two had the following record: the Vietnam War, Watergate, double-
-    digit inflation, fuel and energy shortages, bankrupt airlines, and the
-    8-cent postcard.  The second was responsible for such things as the
-    transistor, the solar cell, lasers, synthetic crystals, high fidelity
-    stereo recording, sound motion pictures, radio astronomy, negative
-    feedback, magnetic tape, magnetic "bubbles", electronic switching
-    systems, microwave radio and TV relay systems, information theory, the
-    first electrical digital computer, and the first communications
-    satellite.  Guess which one got to tell the other how to run the
-    telephone business?
-
----
+## Volunteer Labor
 
     Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
             People are always available for work in the past tense.
 
----
+## Psycho
 
     Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your
     door.
 
----
+## Surrealists and the lightbulb
 
     Q:  How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
     A:  Two.  One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub
         with brightly colored machine tools.
 
----
+## Death
 
     When you die, you lose a very important part of your life.
                     -- Brooke Shields
 
----
+## Programs II
 
     Every program has (at least) two purposes:
             the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
 
----
+## Laugh
 
     Laugh at your problems:  everybody else does.
 
----
+## Police
 
     Support your local police force -- steal!!
 
----
+## Err
 
     "To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System"
 
----
-
-    TOTD (T-shirt Of The Day):
-            I'm the person your mother warned you about.
-
----
+## Dolphins 
 
     If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
 
----
-
-    The propriety of some persons seems to consist in having improper
-    thoughts about their neighbours.
-                    -- F.H. Bradley
-
----
+## Red tape
 
     If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
                     -- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"
 
----
+## Economic predictions
 
     Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you
     lose your job.  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict,
     but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and
     Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions.
 
----
+## Dragons
 
     Everyone knows that dragons don't exist.  But while this simplistic
     formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the
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     all, one might say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted in an entirely
     different way...
 
----
+## Conservative
 
     Conservative, n:
             A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished
             from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
                     -- Ambrose Bierce
 
----
+## Intellectual
 
     An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
                     -- Albert Camus
 
----
+## Patience
 
     A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own
     weight in other people's patience.
                     -- John Updike
 
----
+## Psychologist
 
     psychologist, n:
             Someone who watches everyone else when an attractive woman walks
             into a room.
 
----
+## Finagle's Third Law
 
     Finagle's Third Law:
             In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
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             2. The first person who stops by, whose advice you really
                don't want to hear, will see it immediately.
 
----
+## Manly's Maxim
 
     Manly's Maxim:
             Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
             with confidence.
 
----
+## Borrowing money
 
     Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid
     back.
 
----
+## Sleep
 
     Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
                     -- W.C. Fields
 
----
+## Problem solving
 
     There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
     suitable application of high explosives.
 
----
+## Facts
 
     Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
                     -- Aldous Huxley
 
----
-
-    Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
-    despite every effort to teach them good manners.
-
----
+## Management
 
     MANAGEMENT:
     	The art of getting other people to do all the work.
 
----
-
-    happiness, adv:
-    	Finding the owner of a lost bikini.
-
----
+## Heller's Law
 
     Heller's Law:
             The first myth of management is that it exists.
 
----
+## Money
 
     While money can't buy happiness, it certainly
     lets you choose your own form of misery.
 
----
+## Mozart
 
     It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was
     my age, he had been dead for 2 years.
                     -- Tom Lehrer
 
----
+## Misfortune
 
     MISFORTUNE:
             The kind of fortune that never misses.
 
----
+## Thermodynamics II
 
     QOTD:
             Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical
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             on the work, died similarly in 1933.  Now it is our turn.
                     -- Goodstein, States of Matter 
 
----
+## Laws
 
     All laws are simulations of reality.
                     -- John C. Lilly
 
----
+## Democracy
 
     Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half
     of the people are right more than half of the time.
                     -- E.B. White
 
----
+## Horngren's Observation
 
     Horngren's Observation:
             Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
 
----
+## Sources
 
     Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for. ;-)
             -- Unknown source
 
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+## Latin
 
     Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 
     (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
 
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+## Interpreter
 
     INTERPRETER:
             One who enables two persons of different languages to understand
             each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the
             interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
 
----
+## Collections
 
     "I have the world's largest collection of seashells.  I keep it
     scattered around the beaches of the world ... Perhaps you've seen it.
                     -- Steven Wright
 
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+## Advertising
 
     Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest
     way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
                     -- Sinclair Lewis
 
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+## Life IV
 
     LIFE:
             Learning about people the hard way -- by being one.
 
----
+## Economics
 
     Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
                     -- John Kenneth Galbraith
 
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-
-    Wedding, n:
-            A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one
-            undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become
-            supportable.
-                    -- Ambrose Bierce
-
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+## Flugg's Law
 
     Flugg's Law:
             When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the
     world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
 
----
+## Control
 
     The more control, the more that requires control.
 
----
+## Hardware
 
     hardware, n:
             The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
 
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+## Mathematician
 
     A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
                     -- P. Erdos
 
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+## Life V
 
     If life is merely a joke, the question
     still remains: for whose amusement?
 
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+## God
 
     God is a polytheist.
 
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+## Last words
 
     Famous last words:
 
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+## Electrocution
 
     Electrocution, n.:
       Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
 
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+## Vail's Second Axiom
 
     Vail's Second Axiom:
             The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the
     amount of work already completed.
 
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+## Odds
 
     The odds are a million to one against your being one in a million.
 
----
+## Management II
 
     XI:
 
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       and two-thirds of the problems.
         -- Norman Augustine
 
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+## Art
 
     Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
         -- Paul Gauguin
 
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+## Sculpture
 
     A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block
     of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an
     elephant.
 
----
+## People
 
     I drink to make other people interesting.
         -- George Jean Nathan
 
----
+## Friends
 
     Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too
     dark to read.
         -- Groucho Marx
 
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+## Abstinence 
 
     There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
 
----
+## Management III
 
     XXVI:
       If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each
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       the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
         -- Norman Augustine
 
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+## Minute
 
     How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
 
----
+## Divorce
 
     Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
                     -- Cary Grant
 
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+## Low level
 
     A programming language is low level
     when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
 
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+## Get things done
 
     There are three ways to get something done:
 
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       2: Hire someone to do it for you.
       3: Forbid your kids to do it.
 
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+## Time
 
     Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
 
----
+## Specs
 
     It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice
     versa.
 
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+## Purpose
 
       In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be
     mud."
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       And He went away.
         -- Kurt Vonnegut, Between Time and Timbuktu"
 
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+## Life VI
 
     LIFE:
             A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
 
----
+## Life VII
 
     "I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday
     life."
 
----
-
-    One man's folly is another man's wife.
-        -- Helen Rowland
-
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+## Law of Selective Gravity
 
     Law of Selective Gravity:
       An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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     Law of the Perversity of Nature:
       You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
 
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+## Life VIII
 
     Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each
     day as it comes.
         -- Donald Kaul
 
----
+## Devil
 
     The devil finds work for idle circuits to do.
 
----
+## Knowledge
 
     Is knowledge knowable?  If not, how do we know that?
 
----
+## Monsters
 
     Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not
     become a monster.  And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks
     into you.
                     -- Friedrich Nietzsche
 
----
+## Microsoft
 
     Nicholas Petreley's First Law of Computer Trade Journalism:
     "No technology exists until Microsoft invents it.
 
----
+## Laser
 
     Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
 
----
+## Computers II
 
     I do not fear computers.  I fear the lack of them.
                     -- Isaac Asimov
 
----
+## Kafka's Law
 
     Kafka's Law:
             In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
                     -- Franz Kafka, "RS's 1974 Expectation of Days"
 
----
+## Hypocrites
 
     Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
                     -- Hannah Arendt
 
----
+## Review Questions
 
     Review Questions
 
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             a pyramid, how soon will Johnson's pyramid be larger than King
             Tut's?  When will it fall on him?  Will he notice?
 
----
+## Magic III
 
     There are three schools of magic.  One:  State a tautology, then ring the
     changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy.  Two:  Record many facts.
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     science.  Three:  Be aware that you live in a malevolent Universe controlled
     by Murphy's Law, sometimes offset by Brewster's Factor; that's engineering.
 
----
+## The meaning
 
     +#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI)
     +       /*
@@ -1376,7 +1327,7 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
     +#endif
             -- From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner
 
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+## Ultimate question
 
     Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
     They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that
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     struck the computers, and welded all the connections permanently
     together.  "There is now", came the reply.
 
----
+## Correspondence Corollary
 
     Correspondence Corollary:
             An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half
             your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.
 
----
+## Electron
 
     After this was written there appeared a remarkable posthumous memoir that
     throws some doubt on Millikan's leading role in these experiments.  Harvey
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     precise measurement of the charge on an electron and was awarded the 
     Nobel Prize in 1923.
 
----
+## Gods
 
     Psychologists think they're experimental psychologists.
     Experimental psychologists think they're biologists.
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     Metamathematicians think they're philosophers.
     Philosophers think they're gods.
 
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+## Mind
 
     My God, I'm depressed!  Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times
     as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending
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     I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens.  I think it
     would be better for us both if you were to just log out again.
 
----
+## Penguins
 
     A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed
     on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new
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     fall over gently onto their backs.
                     -- Audobon Society Magazine
 
----
+## Seconds
 
             How many seconds are there in a year?  If I tell you there  are
     3.155  x  10^7, you won't even try to remember it.  On the other hand, who
     could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
                     -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
 
----
+## Decisions
 
     Decisions of the judges will be final unless shouted down by a really
     overwhelming majority of the crowd present.  Abusive and obscene
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                     -- Mudgeeraba Creek Emu-Riding and Boomerang-Throwing
                        Assoc.
 
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+## Matter and space
 
     Space tells matter how to move and matter tells space how to curve.
                     -- Wheeler
 
----
+## Executions
 
     Take your dying with some seriousness, however.  Laughing on the way to
     your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms,
     and they'll call you crazy.
                     -- "Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul"
 
----
+## Bar Troubleshooting
 
     Symptom:                Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is
                             unusually pale and clear.
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                     -- Bar Troubleshooting
 
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+## Sex
 
     Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is
     repeated until infinity.
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                        Party), in a manual of the party's official sex guidelines,
                        1973.
 
----
+## Theory
 
     THEORY:
             System of ideas meant to explain something, chosen with a view to
             originality, controversialism, incomprehensibility, and how good
             it will look in print.
 
----
+## Computers III
 
     Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to
     measure progress.  Some cathedrals took a century to complete.  Can you
     imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?
                     -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
----
+## Leaks
 
             A sheet of paper crossed my desk the other day and as I read it,
     realization of a basic truth came over me.  So simple!  So obvious we couldn't
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     secrets... so naturally British electronics leak smoke.
                     -- Jack Banton, PCC Automotive Electrical School
 
----
+## Dopewars
 
     Indo para Brooklyn
     A moça próxima a você no metrô lhe diz,
@@ -1553,7 +1504,7 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
 
     -- Dopewars
 
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+## Cérebro
 
     Um médico britânico diz:
 
@@ -1572,45 +1523,41 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso.
      Texas, conseguimos colocá-lo na Casa Branca, e, agora, temos a metade do país procurando 
      emprego e a outra metade se preparando para a guerra."
 
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-
-    Se uma coxinha não foi mordida, ela resistirá bem se acondicionada no bolso.
-
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+## Chocolate
 
     Chocolate de menta: escove os dentes e em seguida mastigue uma barra 
-    daquelas que sao vendidas no trem.
+    daquelas que são vendidas no trem.
 
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+## Randomly Generated Tagline
 
     Randomly Generated Tagline:
     "Any sufficiently perverted technology is indistinguishable from Perl."
                           - Unknown
 
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+## Brasil
 
     O Brasil é sério, mas é surrealista
 
     -- Jorge Amado
 
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+## Ovo e a galinha
 
     A galinha e apenas o meio que o ovo encontrou para produzir outro ovo.
       -- Samuel Butler
 
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+## História
 
     "Às vezes você está vivendo um momento que entra para a história, mas está do lado errado."
      -- Mario "Macora" Castillo
         http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/esporte/folhanacopa/2014/07/1483578-selecao-que-levou-a-maior-goleada-das-copas-diz-que-brasil-foi-pior.shtml
 
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+## Machines
 
     Human beings can't keep track of the world any more, we have to leave it up to the machines.
 
     -- The Shockware Rider
 
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+## Crimes
 
     A sociedade prepara os crimes e os indivíduos se limitam a executá-los.