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@@ -14,22 +14,22 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon - shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be + shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much - radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition seven times seven (49) - times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or fifty times in all. The light - we receive from the Moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from - the Sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the - temperature of Heaven. The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point - where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by - radiation, i.e., Heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. - Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the + radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition seven times seven (49) + times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or fifty times in all. The light + we receive from the Moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from + the Sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the + temperature of Heaven. The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point + where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by + radiation, i.e., Heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. + Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute temperature of the earth (-300K), gives H as 798K (525C). The exact - temperature of Hell cannot be computed, but it must be less than 444.6C, + temperature of Hell cannot be computed, but it must be less than 444.6C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulphur changes from a liquid to a gas. - Revelations 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have + Revelations 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten - brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling + brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, or 444.6C (Above this point it would be a vapor, not a lake.) We have, then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C. -- "Applied Optics", vol. 11, A14, 1972 @@ -50,13 +50,13 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. Theorem: All horses have an infinite number of legs. Proof (by intimidation): - Everyone would agree that all horses have an even number of legs. - It is also well-known that horses have forelegs in front and two legs - in back. 4 + 2 = 6 legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs + Everyone would agree that all horses have an even number of legs. + It is also well-known that horses have forelegs in front and two legs + in back. 4 + 2 = 6 legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs for a horse to have! Now the only number that is both even and odd is infinity; therefore all horses have an infinite number of legs. - However, suppose that there is a horse somewhere that does not - have an infinite number of legs. Well, that would be a horse of a + However, suppose that there is a horse somewhere that does not + have an infinite number of legs. Well, that would be a horse of a different color; and by the Lemma, it doesn't exist. ## Frob @@ -86,7 +86,7 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. ## Intuição - The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all + The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned. -- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, on X interfaces @@ -96,20 +96,20 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. star of "The Muppet Show." [3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we - were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort - of character. But since we weren't sure whether it was OK to name our - protocol after this popular television and movie star, we pretended that - KERMIT was an acronym; unfortunately, we could never find a good set of - words to go with the letters, as readers of some of our early source code - can attest. Later, while looking through a name book for his forthcoming - baby, Bill Catchings noticed that "Kermit" was a Celtic word for "free", - which is what all Kermit programs should be, and words to this effect - replaced the strained acronyms in our source code (Bill's baby turned out - to be a girl, so he had to name her Becky instead). When BYTE Magazine - was preparing our 1984 Kermit article for publication, they suggested we - contact Henson Associates Inc. for permission to say that we did indeed - name the protocol after Kermit the Frog. Permission was kindly granted, - and now the real story can be told. I resisted the temptation, however, + were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort + of character. But since we weren't sure whether it was OK to name our + protocol after this popular television and movie star, we pretended that + KERMIT was an acronym; unfortunately, we could never find a good set of + words to go with the letters, as readers of some of our early source code + can attest. Later, while looking through a name book for his forthcoming + baby, Bill Catchings noticed that "Kermit" was a Celtic word for "free", + which is what all Kermit programs should be, and words to this effect + replaced the strained acronyms in our source code (Bill's baby turned out + to be a girl, so he had to name her Becky instead). When BYTE Magazine + was preparing our 1984 Kermit article for publication, they suggested we + contact Henson Associates Inc. for permission to say that we did indeed + name the protocol after Kermit the Frog. Permission was kindly granted, + and now the real story can be told. I resisted the temptation, however, to call the present work "Kermit the Book." -- Frank da Cruz, "Kermit - A File Transfer Protocol" @@ -220,7 +220,7 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. ## Computer viruses - I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of + I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking ## Inventions @@ -674,7 +674,7 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. High-endian and low-endian define each other. While and until follow each other. - Therefore the Guru + Therefore the Guru programs without doing anything and teaches without saying anything. Warnings arise and he lets them come; @@ -871,7 +871,7 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. "To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System" -## Dolphins +## Dolphins If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television? @@ -993,7 +993,7 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. Ludwig Boltzmann, who spend much of his life studying statistical mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn. - -- Goodstein, States of Matter + -- Goodstein, States of Matter ## Laws @@ -1152,7 +1152,7 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. dark to read. -- Groucho Marx -## Abstinence +## Abstinence There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation. @@ -1362,7 +1362,7 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. -- Steven Weinberg, "The Discovery of Subatomic Particles" Robert Millikan is generally credited with making the first really - precise measurement of the charge on an electron and was awarded the + precise measurement of the charge on an electron and was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1923. ## Gods @@ -1528,23 +1528,23 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. Um médico britânico diz: "A medicina, em meu país, está tão avançada que nós podemos retirar o cérebro de um homem, - colocá-lo em outro homem, e fazer com que, em seis semanas, ele já esteja procurando + colocá-lo em outro homem, e fazer com que, em seis semanas, ele já esteja procurando emprego." Um médico alemão diz: - "Isto não é nada. Nós podemos retirar o cérebro de uma pessoa, colocá-lo em outra, e fazer com + "Isto não é nada. Nós podemos retirar o cérebro de uma pessoa, colocá-lo em outra, e fazer com que, em quatro semanas, ela esteja se preparando para a guerra." O médico americano, para não ser superado, diz: - "Vocês, meus caros, estão muito atrás. Nós, recentemente, retiramos um homem sem cérebro, do - Texas, conseguimos colocá-lo na Casa Branca, e, agora, temos a metade do país procurando + "Vocês, meus caros, estão muito atrás. Nós, recentemente, retiramos um homem sem cérebro, do + Texas, conseguimos colocá-lo na Casa Branca, e, agora, temos a metade do país procurando emprego e a outra metade se preparando para a guerra." ## Chocolate - Chocolate de menta: escove os dentes e em seguida mastigue uma barra + Chocolate de menta: escove os dentes e em seguida mastigue uma barra daquelas que são vendidas no trem. ## Randomly Generated Tagline @@ -1564,6 +1564,12 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. A galinha e apenas o meio que o ovo encontrou para produzir outro ovo. -- Samuel Butler +## Crimes + + A sociedade prepara os crimes e os indivíduos se limitam a executá-los. + + -- Queteler apud Bakunin, A Instrução Integral, p. 86. + ## História "Às vezes você está vivendo um momento que entra para a história, mas está do lado errado." @@ -1576,12 +1582,6 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. -- The Shockware Rider -## Crimes - - A sociedade prepara os crimes e os indivíduos se limitam a executá-los. - - -- Queteler apud Bakunin, A Instrução Integral, p. 86. - ## Provos a verdade é que os piores inimigos desta época são: @@ -1594,12 +1594,12 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things. - -- Phil Karlton + -- Phil Karlton ## Caos Existe um grande caos abaixo do céu - a situação é excelente. - + --- Mao Tsé-Tung: ## Destruição @@ -1616,14 +1616,14 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. ## Fracasso - Fracassei em tudo o que tentei na vida. + Fracassei em tudo o que tentei na vida. Tentei alfabetizar as crianças brasileiras, não consegui. Tente salvar os índios, não consegui. Tentei fazer uma universidade séria e fracassei. Tentei fazer o Brasil desenvolver-se autonomamente e fracassei. Mas os fracassos são minhas vitórias. Eu detestaria estar no lugar de quem me venceu. - + -- Darcy Ribeiro ## Meta @@ -1636,15 +1636,15 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. ## Jogo da Forca - Give me six lines written by the most honest man in the world, and I will find enough in them to hang him. + Give me six lines written by the most honest man in the world, and I will find enough in them to hang him. -- https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Cardinal_Richelieu Corolário do Araponga: Talvez menos linhas sejam necessárias para condenar alguém. Talvez apenas com a - citação acima já seria possível condenar o pobre Cardeal Richelieu. - + citação acima já seria possível condenar o pobre Cardeal Richelieu. + O acúmulo de dados pela vigilância de massa compromete qualquer pessoa em crimes previstos num entulho jurídico acumulado ao longo de centenas de anos. |