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diff --git a/fortune.mdwn b/fortune.mdwn index 58ed965..b5725fd 100644 --- a/fortune.mdwn +++ b/fortune.mdwn @@ -1447,6 +1447,25 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. -- Bar Troubleshooting + Symptom: Floor swaying. + Fault: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey + game in progress. + Action Required: Insert broom handle down back of jacket. + + Symptom: Everything has gone dim, strange taste of peanuts + and pretzels or cigarette butts in mouth. + Fault: You have fallen forward. + Action Required: See above. + + Symptom: Opposite wall covered with acoustic tile and several + flourescent light strips. + Fault: You have fallen over backward. + Action Required: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your + drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to help + you get up, lash yourself to bar. + + -- Bar Troubleshooting + ## Sex Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is |