From 7da188f517d49d13859da2bb0f320624892339ec Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Silvio Rhatto Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2017 20:07:37 -0300 Subject: Fortune: another from Bar Troubleshooting --- fortune.mdwn | 19 +++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 19 insertions(+) (limited to 'fortune.mdwn') diff --git a/fortune.mdwn b/fortune.mdwn index 58ed965..b5725fd 100644 --- a/fortune.mdwn +++ b/fortune.mdwn @@ -1447,6 +1447,25 @@ coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. -- Bar Troubleshooting + Symptom: Floor swaying. + Fault: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey + game in progress. + Action Required: Insert broom handle down back of jacket. + + Symptom: Everything has gone dim, strange taste of peanuts + and pretzels or cigarette butts in mouth. + Fault: You have fallen forward. + Action Required: See above. + + Symptom: Opposite wall covered with acoustic tile and several + flourescent light strips. + Fault: You have fallen over backward. + Action Required: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your + drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to help + you get up, lash yourself to bar. + + -- Bar Troubleshooting + ## Sex Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is -- cgit v1.2.3