From 4f38e5237f20bb109b2104c785fca82a38a7032e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Silvio Rhatto Date: Sat, 16 Jan 2016 19:24:14 -0200 Subject: Fortune: more sorting --- fortune.mdwn | 41 +++++++++++++++-------------------------- 1 file changed, 15 insertions(+), 26 deletions(-) (limited to 'fortune.mdwn') diff --git a/fortune.mdwn b/fortune.mdwn index ccaa7ab..89f12aa 100644 --- a/fortune.mdwn +++ b/fortune.mdwn @@ -390,7 +390,6 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. Dirac was a committed (Someone who denies the existence of god) atheist. After being asked about his thoughts on Dirac's views, (United States physicist (born in Austria) who proposed the exclusion principle (thus providing a theoretical basis for the periodic table) (1900-1958)) Pauli remarked "If I understand Dirac correctly, his meaning is this: there is no God, and Dirac is his Prophet". - ## Inimigos De um carro estacionado na Santa Efigenia: "Amigos vem e vão; inimigos se acumulam." @@ -438,9 +437,7 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons. -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul -## Unsorted - ---- +## Magic II There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many @@ -449,13 +446,13 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. Universe controlled by Murphy's Law, sometimes offset by Brewster's Factor; that's engineering. ---- +## Universe "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos ---- +## Infernal Dynamics Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. @@ -464,61 +461,63 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so much as to make the task totally impossible. ---- +## America America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization. -- John O'Hara ---- +## Williams and Holland's Law: Williams and Holland's Law: If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods. ---- +## Main's Law: Main's Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. ---- +## Grep grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines. ---- +## Forgiveness It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being right. ---- +## America II It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. -- Mark Twain ---- +## True and false If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence would not be false. ---- +## Promotions Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you cannot be promoted. ---- +## Fast world The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. -- E. Hubbard ---- +## Poorman's Rule Poorman's Rule: When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open. +## Unsorted + --- Worst Month of the Year: @@ -883,16 +882,6 @@ Muitas coletadas de anos usando `fortune(6)` ou encontradas ao acaso. Support your local police force -- steal!! ---- - - Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence. - ---- - - What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! - A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her. - -- Wilde - --- "To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System" -- cgit v1.2.3